Fuck it it can kiss my dick i don't give a shit
i wish i could find a great big tit
the celtics and lakers have me crying in my booze
what i wouldn't give for that hooker with a nice tight cooze
she left me after that paltry 4th quarter those no shooting fucks
don't know why i bet on a sport that really sucks
if anything else it's a lesson learned
nothing more than a few bucks turned and burned
college basketball here i come cash in hand
time to pick my favorite marching band
FUCK THE NBA
i wish i could find a great big tit
the celtics and lakers have me crying in my booze
what i wouldn't give for that hooker with a nice tight cooze
she left me after that paltry 4th quarter those no shooting fucks
don't know why i bet on a sport that really sucks
if anything else it's a lesson learned
nothing more than a few bucks turned and burned
college basketball here i come cash in hand
time to pick my favorite marching band
FUCK THE NBA
